Top Ten Signs You Work in a Bad Office
10. Bathroom key tied to an angry ferrett
9. Christmas bonus is a swig from the company thermos
8. Office intercom is two soup cans and a piece of string
7. Hard to concentrate with all those “60 Minutes” reporters hanging around
6. Boss walks around wearing nothing but a Post-It note
5. Every week, each cubicle is subdivided into four smaller cubicles
4. Instead of Wite-Out, you’re enouraged to use mayonnaise
3. After a few hours on your desk, the people in your family photos stop smiling
2. Cafeteria lunch special is whatever got caught in the glue trap
1. No desk chairs — everybody squats

Thanks Dave.